Brilliant Proposal to Revitalize Post Office
With the advent of e-mail, the role of Post Offices has deminished considerably over time.
Solution Proposed: Sell Weed
On the plus side, it is expected that the Post Office’s amazing ability to drive away customers will help drive down cannabis use.
The director of the alcohol and drug service at St Vincent’s Hospital, Alex Wodak, said Australia needed to learn from the tobacco industry and the US Prohibition era in coming to terms with his belief that cannabis use would replace cigarette consumption over the next decade. “The general principal is that it’s not sustainable that we continue to give criminals and corrupt police a monopoly to sell a drug that is soon going to be consumed by more people than tobacco,” he said.
“I don’t want to see that [industry] fall into the hands of tobacco companies or rapacious businessmen.
“I’d like to see it fall into the hands of the failed business people Australia seems so good at producing or the Australia Post that seems so successful in driving away customers.”
The report did not state whether or not he was a user.
Penis Theifs Imprisoned
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.
“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.
Perhaps they could regain their mojo by joining the Japanese Fertility Festival
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